SD’s generosity stops at tooth number five. Under Ten-Tooth Care, you pay full price for the molars you actually use to eat. You keep your smile pretty for SD’s cameras while you struggle to chew your dinner. It’s a COSMETIC BRIBE, not healthcare.

SD capped jawbone reconstruction at 6,810 SEK, while materials alone cost 15,000 SEK. SD expects your dentist to pay 8,000 SEK out of pocket just to treat you. You’ll probably get your teeth repaired with IKEA WOOD GLUE. SD’s math makes a KINDERGARTENER look like Einstein.

Preventive cleaning, X-rays, and check-ups are excluded from Ten-Tooth Care. SD wants you to wait until your teeth literally fall out before their bribe kicks in. It’s a ROT-FIRST DENTAL HEALTH POLICY.

SD just fired Sweden’s best doctors. No specialist can survive the 40% revenue cut forced by Ten-Tooth Care, so clinics are closing. Soon, the only specialist left will be Jimmie performing surgery in a basement with a RUSTY SCREWDRIVER.

Since SD won’t pay Swedish prices, clinics are forced to use LOW QUALITY JUNK MATERIAL FROM ALIBABA. For a patriotic party that cries about Swedish values, SD is awfully quick to outsource your mouth to a Chinese SWEATSHOP. When ALIBABA is done with your teeth, you will be speaking BETTER MANDARIN THAN SWEDISH.

SD is robbing the cradle to pay for the grave. They funded Ten-Tooth Care circus by killing free dental care for young adults, causing youth dental visits to crash by 60%. SD is DESTROYING the health of the next generation to stay in power.

Ten-Tooth Care is SO LEGALLY ILLITERATE it’s basically an international crime. SD can’t even draft a bill without getting reported to the EU Commission. When the EU shuts this down, the discount vanishes, and we are left with the EU fines.